The Star Wars Guy vs The Jerk

Are you like me, and are you known as "The Star Wars Guy" among your groups of friends, family and acquaintances?  Well, I'm guessing a lot of us are.  Anyway, since I proudly accept this label, I get a lot of Star Wars questions.  But the other day, this jerk I know, and he is a jerk, started asking me some questions.  It was like I was on the hot spot in a game of "10 Stoopid Questions"!  (Note to self, bring back this segment.).  Sadly, I did not record this conversation, but today's episode is me telling you the tale of this kinda odd interaction.  Enjoy!